diet coke queen

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

groovywhitekid:

great
officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you… it’s been so long…

officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you… it’s been so long…

disgustinghuman:

Oh my god

disgustinghuman:

Oh my god

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

To my future wife…

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

brozoinks:

i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy lmao

server-vevo:

zoey101cult:

"sorry that was my last piece of gum"

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dutchster:

how weird are giraffes tho. i bet if they didn’t exist, they would be way less reasonable than unicorns

spinachbabe:

like every girl looks so good but only like 5% of boys do

wifipasswords:

The image that defined a generation

wifipasswords:

The image that defined a generation