|—||Taylor Swift on not “acting up” like Miley Cyrus and Brittney Spears (via immabefearless)|
This belongs in a museum
i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap
it’s 4:20 you know what that means. time to go out and milk the cows. life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!
me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.
I just want one day without y’all being extra