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digivolvin:

whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

thewescoast:

my goal has been completed

thewescoast:

my goal has been completed

bank security questions be like “where was favorite aunt on new years 2001”
First of all, calling it a “Circle Jerk” is geometrically innacurate, Second,

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus