diet coke queen
sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

memeluvr2:

no money

no family

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j6:

did anyone else watch the show totally spies? i think it made me gay

tortillah:

paris666hilton:

jESUS

this was the rapture omg

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it’s 1964 I’m on a balcony smoking a really long cigarette and some lofty music is playing I drop my martini on the floor it breaks and 5 men scramble to get me a new one

youll never see me catching feelings…

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

only catching dollars…

what drugs have you done
Anonymous

h0odrich:

nice try mom

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

i’m finally getting paid for being me :)

i’m finally getting paid for being me :)